Category Archives: Poetry and fiction

How to engineer a happy ending…

Some questions answer themselves…Photo by: Juan TamargoA Ramblin’ Gamblin’ Willie story April 19, 1988 There are things I’ve never learned to pass up. Where anyone else would just walk on by, maybe not even notice, I always have to stop … Continue reading

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The guard must always change, Tiger, but it shouldn’t have changed so soon.

Lamenting what might have been.Photo by: Chris WellnerTiger, Tiger, tell the treeth: Were you as good as Jordan Speith? Tiger, Tiger, speak the trayth: Should you have hewed more to your faith? Tiger, Tiger, say the tryth: You lost it … Continue reading

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Telling @LOR3LE1 I love her with a one-two-three punch to #abortion – all as #MyKindOfBenedy.

I am proud to know you, @LOR3LE1. @LOR3LE1 follows me. I’ve never felt such visibility. To capture her could set me free from self-contained obscurity. So please don’t let’s drive her away. I am ebullient, not addle-pated. I am rich … Continue reading

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Hacking cancer, chronic pain, Sony and NORAD on Christmas Eve with Reggie and Shake.

“Attention Sony Pictures: All your testicles are belong to us!”A Ramblin’ Gamblin’ Willie story December 24, 2014 “Have a Merry Christmas, brother,” Reggie said to the bent old man shuffling away from us in the grim little strip mall parking lot. … Continue reading

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Putting my mouth where my meaning is: Cultivating better adults by cultivating children better.

Just lately, I challenged y’all to change the world with better bedtime stories, so, for church this week, this is me holding up my end: Anastasia in the light and shadow – read aloud as a bedtime story. If you’re … Continue reading

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My Thanksgiving gift – to me: Anastasia in the light and shadow as a bedtime storybook.

Changing the world, one bedtime story at a time. I built a printed-and-bound edition of the Ramblin’ Gamblin’ Willie story Anastasia in the light and shadow. That much is for me: It’s my favorite of the Willie stories, and it’s … Continue reading

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#MyKindOfBenedy: Why not “Why Not Me?” as a second-chance-at-love romantic comedy?

The Judds’ tune “Why Not Me?” was covered on The Voice tonight, and you might-could listen to it while we talk about it: The lyrics to the song answer the question in the headline: The song is The Chorus to … Continue reading

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Sharing the gift of everyday benedy: Profitting from commercial exogamy the Shark Tank way.

Imagine local ‘Shark Tank’-like events: What better way to communicate the idea that hard work pays off than with an event devoted to making hard work pay off!I’m coming at the idea of benedy every way I can think of. … Continue reading

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Pavlov’s sheep at the WTO…

“What a prize herd of sheep! They stand here in shoes made by shoeless Malaysians, wearing goose-down coats assembled in the frigid climes of Honduras, slurping down overpriced espresso from Africa, and they proceed to lecture the world on world … Continue reading

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Freeing Jefferson’s slaves.

“But education doesn’t stop when we’re toddlers; that’s when it begins! And that’s when we hand the reins over to the ‘educators’, the ‘professionals’. And they take children enslaved by their ignorance and lead them to the charnel house of … Continue reading

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How to do better – in art, in life, in everything: Scrap the first two acts and swap in a happy ending.

When I talk about the arc of a story, I don’t think I mean what everyone else means. What I mean is literally an arc, a visualization of the ideas of benedy and maledy in the simplest possible expression: I … Continue reading

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The plot to the story that will change everything forever for everyone? Hard work pays off.

You don’t have to be Rocky to know what drove him.Photo by: Dr. Abdullah NaserJust when you think things around here can’t get any more exciting, we pivot without warning from narrative art to raw naked grammar. And not just … Continue reading

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A future more vivid.

“Learning is about mastery; we go down that street all the time. And learning is about competence, being able to get the job done. And learning is about success, which in the instant matter means having the means to buy … Continue reading

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Famous In Vegas Only: A peek inside the head of a Headliner.

Extracted from the Ramblin’ Gamblin’ Willie book Losing Slowly, available at Amazon.com. I have great ideas. You have money. We should trade.A Ramblin’ Gamblin’ Willie story Las Vegas, July 23, 2013 Who expects to see a Headliner at McDonald’s? Nobody, … Continue reading

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#MyKindOfBenedy: How can something as silly as a movie make your life ever-better over time?

I am replacing the terms tragedy and comedy – with words that mean something.Photo by: Tim GreenJan Schlösser, bless his bits, asks this about last week’s video: Greg, would you mind giving some examples of narrative art that you would … Continue reading

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