Talkin’ ’bout my g-generation: “They paved paradise and put up a robot’s tit.”

I threw my head back and looked up at the sleek black mess, thinking that it was a delicious irony that the desiccated curators had taken the most horizontal art form in Western history and rendered it as a pyramid. I said, “They paved paradise and put up a robot’s tit.”Photo by: Dakota Callaway

A Ramblin’ Gamblin’ Willie story

August 25, 1995
“The Lexus always has the right of way!” The Rodeo Driver said that, shouted it really. He was stomping around in $400 shoes. He was wearing a $1,200 tuxedo and his eyes were concealed behind $200 sunglasses. His hair was perfect, a cascade of sleek black ringlets spilling halfway down his back. He was stalking back and forth behind his sleek black Lexus. The car wasn’t really 47 feet long, it just looked that way.

“Oh, what a crock!” said the New Age Proto Dowager from behind the wheel of her pearl gray Infinity. Her dusky hair was tied up in a silk something that was designed to look like it had been imported from Africa. Her body was swathed in a crepe-like something that was designed to look like it had been imported from hell. Her vermillion-lacquered nails were not actually 47 inches long, they just looked that way. Perhaps to compensate for her lack of a Lexus, she was wearing $300 sunglasses.

And, truly, a fender-bender isn’t much to write home about. But it’s not every day you see a fender-bender involving people who wear on their bodies more money than I made last month. And the funny part is, as nearly as I could see neither fender was dented…

But it got me to stop walking. I admit it doesn’t take much.

The two cars were blocking the accessway to a huge structure that seemed as if it were about to commit suicide by jumping into Lake Erie. It was a sleek black glass pyramid with cancerous white appurtenances sprouting from it in random locations. I looked at it and imagined that a drawing of it might work well in a science fiction magazine: artist’s conception of an anatomically (more…)

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‘Bigger Than Elvis’…

“Bigger Than Elvis, man… A livin’ legend.”By: Daniele Prati

A Ramblin’ Gamblin’ Willie story

October 13, 1986, Greenwich Village, NY

“I coulda been the biggest star of all!”

The swarthy man with the approximated beard was half in his cups. Or is the glass half full? Maybe he was half out of his cups… Anyway, it’s safe to say he’d reached the midpoint in his journey under the table.

“I coulda been Bigger Than Elvis!” He downed half his drink in one slurp. “Yeah… Bigger Than Elvis, man… Are you gettin’ this down?”

All I’d written down was his name. I’d tell it to you, but I’ve mislaid it. I’m not sure if it was on the back of the business card that I accidently dropped onto the subway tracks or on the cocktail napkin that I inadvertently laundered. I am certain that I neither have it nor remember it. No matter; there are three sots like Bigger Than Elvis in every watering-hole in Manhattan.

I met him in one of those exposed-brick fern-bars on Macdougal Street. He was cadging drinks by pounding away on a beat-up Martin guitar, wailing off-key through his nose about a ‘Tambourine Man’. He serenaded me for an extra-special long time; dancing beneath diamond skies waving his hand, or something like that. I figured if I bought him a drink he’d go away. I was wrong.

Instead, he sat down, moaning through his nose about the injustice of booking agents and record buyers. I won’t try to reproduce his speech, which was very oddly inflected; almost as unintelligible as his singing, though not quite as loud. His spiel was Sob Story #37, with variations: nobody likes me, everybody hates me, guess I’ll eat some wheat germ.

“Bigger Than Elvis, man… A livin’ legend.” He sighed. “And, like, it’s just not fair!” He punctuated himself with a dissonant chord.

“Isn’t it…?” I admit it: I ask for these things.

“No, man. Hell no!” He pulled at one of the black ringlets of his receding hairline. “Like, one minute you’re bein’ chased by reporters from Frisco to University Place… You’re on the cover of Time… (more…)

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Nine empathies, exposing empathy as the self-seeking survival strategy it’s been all along.

FREE this weekend for Kindle: Why academics get empathy all wrong:

Empathy ultimately is imagination – the invocation of the presumed mental states to be found in other people’s minds, but also the contra-factual insistence that one can experience at first hand the interior existence of another entity – and there cannot be an act of imagination that is originated by and for the benefit of anyone other than the actor himself.

You’ll note that I used the word “entity” in that definition. Of the nine kinds of empathy I want to explore, only three concern real people, the next three essentially fictional people, with the last three illuminating ideas of empathy for things that are not even alive – or not even real things!

Imagination about the completely imaginary? Who ever heard of such a thing?

A poet, of course, and I approach this as a poet, so just as we move from the most real of empathies to the most fanciful, so do we move from those empathies that are nearest to one’s own experience to those most remote – and from the most to the least actionable. I can do a lot of immediate benefit for my niece. My contributions to the ideas of self-adoration, human sovereignty, the family – and now empathy – may take a little longer to come to fruition. These are all expressions of empathy for the idea, the most fanciful, most remote and least actionable of empathies, but the one that can make the greatest and most enduring of differences in real human lives in the long run.

Changing lives? That’s the leadership of the poet.

Virtually all of philosophy, not just reductionist science, labors under the delusion – an empathy for the impossible – that people can be controlled from the outside, and can thus be impelled to betray their own interests and values. My impression is that the sole interest academia takes in empathy is to try to figure out how to build a better shmoo.

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The Admirability Virus: Catch the world getting something right – more and more often every day.

Cultivating Splendor one mind at a time.

By: Petr & Bara Ruzicka

Despair is worse that pointless, but cultivating admirability – in yourself and in everyone around you – will pay huge and ever-increasing dividends. How self-loving is that?

And how Church of Splendor is that?

You say you want to make a difference in the world? This is a difference you can actually make.

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Hillary Clinton and Rotarian Socialism: What’s wrong with the National Association of Realtors?

You don’t have to wake up next to Hillary Clinton to know that the National Association of Realtors is infested with fleas…

You don’t have to wake up next to Hillary Clinton to know that the National Association of Realtors is infested with fleas…

Writing for San Diego Rostra, my friend Brian Brady reminded me of this BloodhoundBlog post from 2007, echoed here below.

Have things changed since then? Why, yes, they have. They’ve gotten substantially worse.

“Rotarian Socialism” is not mine, nor is “Brother, you asked for it!” But, no matter who wins this election, there is more “Rotarian Socialism” to come – in real estate and in every other business – and it was 108 years ago that “Brother, you asked for it!” –GSS
 

Business Week’s Hot Property wrote yesterday about the NAR’s having gotten into bed with Hillary Clinton — who is “sponsoring a bill that bars commercial banks from hiring real estate brokers/agents” — but that’s just the tip of the iceberg. The National Association of Realtor is routinely, habitually, congenitally anti-free market.

I’m doing the prep work to defend the traditional practice of real estate, but this is my radical yelp: The original and on-going purpose of the NAR is anti-capitalist. The organization was formed to limit entry into the residential real estate business — to push Chester the Barber and others out of the business. The NAR wrote the original state real estate laws to achieve this goal — however poorly. This on-going legislative campaign against banks competing for real estate transactions is just more of the same: “Protecting” mediocrities from fair competition.

It seems never to end. If you’re a member of the NAR, you get hit with spam about once a month about some vitally important piece of anti-free market legislation: Coerced health insurance for real estate brokerages, keep WalMart out of banking, keep banks out of real estate. The NAR is hardly alone in making appeals for legislation, so it is perhaps easy to forget that legislation is imposed by force of arms. What the NAR is doing is taking control of the massive firepower of the Federal government and deploying it to hijack potential competitors.

It’s a protection racket — vicious, awful, evil crime — dressed (more…)

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Too much bad news, bunkie? Look out for your own with the dollar store sex toy challenge.

When the kids are away, dad and mom should make time to play.

When the kids are away, dad and mom should make time to play.

Church Sunday, to cleanse the palate of all that news, a fun way to make the most of your marriage:

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A year later, what’s the #Libertarian stand on the #PlannedParenthood videos? Blank out.

If you look into a mirror and discover a ghoul glowering back at you, what should you do? Ask @YaronBrook. He’s got experience with that kind of thing.

If you look into a mirror and discover a ghoul glowering back at you, what should you do? Ask @YaronBrook. He’s got experience with that kind of thing.

Church Sunday: A year after the Planned Parenthood videos, where do big-foot libertarians stand? Blank out.

I’ve written a ton on the subject. Who else has?

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Dallas = Orlando = Boston = Aurora: How ‪‎feminism‬ spawns spree-killers.

Attention-seeking time bombs...

Attention-seeking time bombs…

Comes this week yet another spree-killing, this time a massacre of Dallas cops. As the headline indicates, I think these guys are more alike than they are different, and their differences – Islam, race, sexual politics – come down to pretexts. They are attention-seeking time bombs.

Hence Church Sunday, a clip from last October: Spree-killers in six minutes: Under-fathered, over-medicated, involuntarily celibate and universally rejected. Feminism kills fatherhood – and under-fathered boys sometimes kill indiscriminately.

The saddest news of all? There are by now too many of these wretches to take note of or remember. Less a blaze of glory than a brief spark of ignominy, soon supplanted by the next flash in the pan. The pretext meant nothing all along, but in the end the act itself means nothing – nothing beyond the pain inflicted on innocents in a failed bid for notoriety.

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Freedom? From what? Pursue your own independence!

Church Sunday: “Devoured by local predators only!” is not a proud boast.

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Welcoming Sebastian: Birthing civilization anew with a brand new baby boychild.

If you can stick out your tongue at will, you can perform brain surgery. It’s all just a matter of learning how.

If you can stick out your tongue at will, you can perform brain surgery. It’s all just a matter of learning how.

Birthing a child is one of the biggest bets you can make on the future, a gamble my niece and nephew Maddie and Tim Brannum just took on in the form of a brand new baby boy named Sebastian.

I got to meet him last night, when he was about 18 hours old. An engaged and engaging mind. I got him to play a stick-out-your-tongue mimicry game, the youngest kid I’ve ever done that with. That’s voluntary muscle control plus interactive play, all-the-way human from the first bat of his eyelashes. Just as with older children learning to make hand signals, which we discussed a few weeks ago, if you can stick out your tongue at will, you can perform brain surgery. It’s all just a matter of learning how.

We take up the risks and salutary consequences of giving birth in this week’s Church of Splendor homily:

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In my high school comedy of manners, #Trump would be the goofy kid-brother stalking horse for #Cruz.

Who wants to buy ‘Frankenstein’ retold as a high school farce?

Photo by: Peter Stevens

From December 10, 2015:

Call this a movie treatment. I’ll flesh it out and make it farcical fiction when somebody’s check clears the bank. For now, the bare bones:

Act I: Donald Trump is looking for a way too goose his reality TV franchise when Ted Cruz comes to him with a bold plan: Trump is to run for President as Cruz’ stalking horse, yielding his support to him before the GOP Convention. Trump agrees on the condition that he can later repackage his campaign as television: Presidential Apprentice.

Act II: Trump clowns it up – since he’s making television – and Cruz clamps it down, acting like the Captain of the football team indulging his goofy kid brother. But where both expect the clowning to flame out in short order, instead it grows to a conflagration. And since Trump is built to believe nothing but his own bullshit…

Act III: Life will be what it turns out to be be, but imagination is what you want to have happen. That’s masturbatory, if all you’re doing is indulging yourself. But fiction can present a simulated future that spares you the pain of living through that reality.

So: Trump cannot prevail in this story, since he is an inherently tragic figure, the unloved love child of Aeschylus and Oscar Wilde.

Cruz should win in the end, given the idea of benedy, but since he is being creepily crafty in Act I, I will want to see him prevail by means of the moral improvement he masters in Act II.

That’s benedy as farce, and I can think of a dozen different ways to write it – with my favorite being as a high school comedy of manners.

Do send that check if you’d like to see more, but, in the mean time consider this:

What if this scenario is not fiction?

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For Father’s Day, here’s why fathers matter most: Doing the jobs only dads can do.

Screen Shot 2016-06-20 at 8.16.24 AMFathers should learn how to change diapers? No. Fathers are tasked to learn how to change the world.

Church this week:

It’s not defended in the video, but the argument undergirding this is that all of civility – the stuff of civilization – emerges from fatherhood.

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It’s sims all the way down for Elon Musk and sophisticated nihilists everywhere!

“What? Me, worry?”

“What? Me, worry?”

The sophistry of nihilism is nothing new in philosophy – more’s the pity. Now Elon Musk goes that ancient game one better – by insisting we are all living in a video game.

No one actually believes any of these absurd anti-reality, anti-human-efficacy claims. The people who mouth them are simply jacking off in public, trading astounding anti-intellectual pronouncements for evanescent Incandescent rewards. But their claims are not without consequence, and that’s why this matters.

Church this week takes Musk to task, but it also takes to task the people tasked with defending reality, most especially the ever-evasive Ayn Rand Institute:

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“Wha’s happenin’?” “Nothing. Go back to sleep.”

The Harried Harrier turned to the Senior Partner, a very expensive-looking, very reserved gentleman. He said: “Do you say this is happening?” The Senior Partner did not even look at Harrier. Instead, he began to poke at the elevator’s controls with his umbrella. But the elevator had heat-sensitive buttons, the kind that won’t even work through gloves. With a slightly sheepish look, he strode over to the control panel. He pushed door open twice, saw that it did not work, then pushed the alarm button. He held it down a long time, the loud ringing causing the child to cower and Grandmother Lump to gasp. The Senior Partner gave two more long rings, then resumed his place with a look of confidence.

Photo by: Matt MacGillivray

A Ramblin’ Gamblin’ Willie story

April 19, 1984

Rule 1: I will not take elevators.

Rule 2: Where I violate Rule 1, I will do so alone.

Oh, well, I was late. Is that an excuse?

I was late and running for the elevators and I slid in just as the doors were closing. The car was crowded, or maybe it was just small. As it began to race upward, I reached to push the button for my floor.

We made a few stops, and the crowding eased some, but after one of them the doors closed, but the car did not move. A harried-looking young man by the door began to push the buttons on the panel in front of him. He pushed all of them at least twice. Nothing happened. He was looking reluctantly at the alarm button, looking like a man who didn’t like to think he’d ever want to push it, when the lumpy old woman with the cottony white hair said:

“This isn’t happening.”

“It is happening,” said Harried-Looking, with the expression of a man who has studied up on just that subject.

“No. It is not,” replied Frau Lumpy. “It is not happening. It’s only a dream. Just a bad dream.”

In the other corner was Mrs. Thirtyish, complete with five-year-old-of-no-discernable-gender and a thick magazine at which she was staring with vigor. The little one squeaked, “What (more…)

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Empathy for the irreproachable: How the Prom King becomes the monster.

The untouchable is scorned by everyone, of course, but his counterpart – the irreproachable – is prized by all the others precisely because he scorns them – with their own consent.Photo by: Carl Nenzén Lovén

There is a semi-brutal chapter in Nine empathies called “Empathy for the untouchable.” It’s about the individuals who are cruelly scorned by everyone else in a particular social context and what that says about them – and us.

There is often a corresponding role in that same context: The irreproachable. Where the untouchable is the person no one dares to treat as a human being – and, possibly, the one everyone else feels obliged to mistreat by some more-overt means – the irreproachable is the person that no one in that group dares to reject, criticize or chastise.

Prom King, right? Head Cheerleader. Attractive, talented, prosperous, well-groomed and popular – where popularity literally means the imputed power to reject, criticize or chastise anyone else on the ladder of irreproachability. The untouchable is in the corresponding role: Putatively denied any right to reject, criticize or chastise anyone higher up.

From Chapter 7, “Empathy for the machine.”

But not all social groups are evil – just most of them. People generally kiss up and kick down. They brag over or at least don’t complain about injuries inflicted upon them from above them in the social hierarchy, perhaps because they’re too busy inflicting injuries of their own on those further down. Status amounts to who you can reject peremptorily, expecting them to take it without rebellion, and who is putatively empowered to reject you in just that way. The untouchable is scorned by everyone, of course, but his counterpart – the irreproachable – is prized by all the others precisely because he scorns them – with their own consent.

That’s kinda sick, huh? Pretty ugly. Have you ever seen anything like it before?

The Grand Unifying Theory of Human Motivation – as taught to me by a turtle, and by an eternally-outraged human reptile.To read more about empathy, see me, feel me, touch me, heal me at Amazon.com.

The Grand Unifying Theory of Human Motivation – as taught to me by a turtle, and by an eternally-outraged human reptile.To read more about empathy, see me, feel me, touch me, heal me at Amazon.com.

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