Unless you have a boat of your own, there is no liberty on an island…
It’s late in the day. You’re hot, tired, cranky. Up ahead on the right there’s a Dairy Queen, and for every reason you should not go there, there is one simple objection: You really feel the need for a little indulgence.
So you pull into the drive-thru. And you wait. And wait. And wait. And the kid running the joint can’t take your order with any competence. Nor can he assemble it correctly. Nor can he make change. And, of course, no one under the age of 25 can even conceive of using a napkin while eating.
What should have been a treat has turned into a huge disappointment. A waste of time and a waste of money but still worse a waste of your serenity and a total loss on your investment in anticipated joy. This is the DQ experience, all but uniformly, a triumph of anti-marketing: Eager, avid patrons are turned into lifelong enemies one botched transaction at a time.
This is kinda like my experience with Liberty Island Magazine, a brand new literary magazine devoted to “conservative” art, with “conservative” rendered in scare quotes to denote the debilitating ambiguity of the word.
My fiction is egoistic, humanistic, but it sure ain’t liberal. I stopped trying to sell it to the mainstream publishing world a long time ago, not because it could not sell, but because I would rather not do what it would take to make it sell. Not every girl can get a husband, but any whore can snag a john. Not me. The entire publishing industry puts up a huge warning sign for me with one simple word: Submit.
I would prefer not to.
That much is not that big a deal. I write for my own ears. I’ve never had feedback from readers or editors, but I’ve never missed it, either. After three years on a desert island, you might still expect rescue someday. After 30 years alone, not so much.
And none of that is a problem. When you don’t get what you (more…)