Author Archives: Greg Swann

Taking on Ayn Rand and Objectivism on abortion: A moral atrocity cannot somehow be a political sacrament.

From September of 2012, this is me at Richard Nikoley’s FreeTheAnimal.com talking about abortion in the context of nominally egoistic moral philosophies. Quoting a comment from Richard: Greg Swann has the best and only valid argument counter abortion: you have … Continue reading

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Abortion and self-adoration: Do what you want, but don’t claim you can escape the consequences. You can’t.

Whether you like it or not, seeing your self committing atrocities is abhorrent to your mind, and no amount of rationalizing self-destructive behavior will turn vices into virtues.Rethinking your stand on abortion today? That seems wise to me. This is me … Continue reading

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Do you want to #StopGunViolence? Do #TaxpayerLivesMatter? Then #DisarmTheFeds!

Who can’t be trusted with a firearm? The man who bears no consequences for his errors. In America, the people most immune from prosecution for gun crimes are federal law enforcement officials.It’s absurd to try to hold Marxists accountable to … Continue reading

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Three blasts from my past: Love, sex and making your marriage last forever.

Father’s DayMore Married. More Husband. More Father. More Man.Available at Amazon.comI made a series of videos in 2014 for The 21 Convention on love, sex, marriage and family. Anthony Johnson dissolved our affiliation after I spoke at his event last … Continue reading

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The Independence of Opposites: If all you can see are reasons for despair – turn around.

There is no mere sexual activity that can compare with the storgic, romantic love-making of committed, monogamous, heterosexual matrimony – an obvious fact almost no one upholds.Photo by: Florida MemoryThere are two kinds of people in the world. The other … Continue reading

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All you need is love? No, but everything you need, including your freedom, emerges from your love.

Independence Day is the father’s day that should matter most to Americans. This is the day we celebrate the love of liberty that began with the love of a man for his woman and with their love for the family … Continue reading

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“Jihad, Las Vegas!”

“Vegas eats everything. It devours everything it sees, and its end-product is just more Vegas. Was there a desert here? Vegas ate it. A river? Vegas ate that, too. Cowboys, miners, missionary Mormons in their Sunday best? Vegas ate them … Continue reading

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How do you contend with a world gone mad? Keep your own counsel and look out for your own.

If you don’t look out for your own, it will be swept away in the maelstrom.Photo by: DVIDSHUBWith a glance back to The Desperation Waltz, we take on the aftermath of the Charleston shooting and sundry other cargo-cult rain dances, … Continue reading

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New York Times: ‘You have shit for brains, so shut up and do as you’re told.’

The editorial board of The New York Times.Photo by: Leonardo Aguiar“Can the bacteria in your gut explain your mood?” It’s dancing microbes all the way down in Times Square, which is why you need the intestinal fortitude Man Alive provides: … Continue reading

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For Father’s Day, a photo celebration of fathers getting the job done.

Here’s to the man with a plan.Photo by Tambako the Jaguar.Satire is maledy in my formulation: Regardless of the jokes, the action of the story will move from better to worse. To make this fly with audiences, satirists will affect … Continue reading

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Who benefits from the #RachelDolezal and #CaitlynJenner feeding frenzies? And how could this get any funnier?

“Sister, please…” #RachelDolezal and #CaitlynJenner are softening up black voters to accept #MichelleObama as America’s first tranny #POTUS. Is that true? Who knows? But it sure is funny… Sunday at The Church of Splendor:

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Asking the hard questions: Wishful thoughtlessness, #FeminismPatrified and what to do about the poor.

Killing a man slowly is no kindness.Photo by: SPT Photographe (seanthibert.com)Killing a man slowly is no kindness. After mocking the left for their creepy embrace of the man formerly known as relatively dignified, I take up the black bug of … Continue reading

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“Bombing sensation! Five dead! Film at seven!”

“Bombing sensation! Five dead! Film at seven!” A Ramblin’ Gamblin’ Willie story March 16, 1986 “Left, left, left – all right, hold it!” The slim man with the clipboard made a notation. He looked with satisfaction at the video monitor … Continue reading

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Pre-figuring Caitlyn by thirty years: ‘How She Became a White Male.’

“On the form it does not say ‘supply a skin sample taken from your sex organs’. It says ‘check the box’. I checked the box, and now I’m a white male. It’s so easy to be what you want in … Continue reading

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How the nigger in the woodpile became the elephant in the room.

“I am The Lorax. Who the hell are you?”Forget that antique wuss Mohammed, the unmentionable bête noire in American politics is race. We’re so eager to prove we’re not racists, we infantilize everyone by refusing to call the Boojum under … Continue reading

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