Author Archives: Greg Swann

Who is @WhoIsAlexJacob and how does putting Alex Trebek on tilt on @Jeopardy advance the cause of #liberty?

Revenge of the Nerd: “Hate me harder so I can win even more.”Life is a benedy, y’all, and the only newspaper-news worth attending to is good news. The best news in the week just past? Poker pro and currency trader … Continue reading

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Get rich fighting crime! Save the girl – and make big money doing it – by correcting one simple error in your thinking.

You are a moth ramming a sheet of plate glass again and again, insisting by your behavior that the glass must somehow give way eventually.The pitch… That’s a sweet offer in the headline, don’t you think? It’s like Batman meets … Continue reading

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The perfect date night for the man with a plan? Take your baby to the shootin’ range.

The Manly Display: Showing her a man worth trusting, yielding to, following – looking up to.Photo by: Wheeler CowperthwaiteThis week’s homily at The Church of Splendor is called Four Word Marriage Therapy: Doing Stuff Alone Together. In the video I … Continue reading

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The Fifth Rule of The Church of Splendor: Never play the other man’s game.

Celebrating three years of Man Alive and the first year of The Church of Splendor with a recounting of the rules I live my intellectual life by. These are the five (so far) rules of The Church of Splendor: 1. … Continue reading

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A celebration of reverence: “The love of Splendor is the life divine.”

Man Alive is three years old today, Easter Sunday 2015. Here I am rehabilitating the idea of reverence as an essential experience in the fully-human life. Why is there a Church of Splendor, an egoist, atheist church? Because we don’t … Continue reading

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The greatest love of all? Your love for your self, of course.

So what should you do – to make the most and the best of your one, irreplaceable, finite, uniquely-human life? That’s easy: Love your self.Photo by: Dmitry KichenkoMan Alive will be three years old Easter Sunday. When I wrote the … Continue reading

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The high cost of mindlessness.

Your world is in ruins, if it is, not because the universe is malevolent and not because somebody done you wrong. Your life is chaos – or you fear that it soon might be – because you have failed to … Continue reading

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The integrity of art: The story of the cosmos, told by way of a pop chord progression.

By now, I hope you know that the proper rejoinder to a ludicrous proposition put forth by a government functionary wearing a lab coat is to say, at full voice, “Say WHAT?!?” Don’t be shy. You’re not being anti-intellectual – … Continue reading

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Affectionate persuasion: How to sell like a ‘natural’ – with a carney’s empathy.

“Fifty years from now you two could still be together, surrounded by everything you love, all because you won this trophy of your affection for her today…” And that is closing like a carney, with an empathy for that particular … Continue reading

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How @DreamExec Mike McNally helped me #DreamReal about orgasmic splendor.

The Affectionate DisplayMy favorite job title is Poet. Why? No license, no union, no credentialism. If you can learn, you will. If you can’t, you won’t waste my time.I grow regardless.I think I must have cabin fever. Whenever I get … Continue reading

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How not to be misled by bad ‘science’…

‘Scientists’ who take government money say what the government wants said. This is news to you?Once you accept that a government ‘scientist’ will say what he is told to say – what then? This week at The Church of Splendor: … Continue reading

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The how and why of a happy marriage and family in five minutes.

Father’s DayMore Married. More Husband. More Father. More Man.Available at Amazon.comMichael McNally of The Dream Executive interviewed me recently for his podcast. The full episode will be available soon, but here’s a short clip that’s near and dear to my … Continue reading

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#BlurredLines: WC Handy wants his song back.

The #BlurredLines judgment erases all creativity. American popular music is built on a very spare music theory. Virtually all of it can be reduced to just four very simple songs, with one – the 12 Bar Blues, originally attributed to … Continue reading

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What should you do? Act upon the universe as it really is.

It’s Splendor or Squalor – and everybody’s gotta take a side…Photo by: Martin TalbotGot a taste for a mouthful of big words? My favorites are these: Ontologically-consonant teleology. What that means is conforming your moral philosophy to the true facts … Continue reading

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Central banking and the auto-annihilation of the human race.

See the kiddies? Not for long.Photo by: BobZero Hedge, killingly conveying how all of human destiny is being laid to waste. Your prize for your complicity in the cultivation of the über-state is to explain to your grandchildren why they … Continue reading

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