Physicists make another absurd, useless claim. Universe yawns. Life goes on as it should.

This is a silly article, but it’s actually wonderful news: It illustrates how little physicists actually know about the universe, and how much of what they say is pure ‘inflated’ bullshit.

The news?

The universe shouldn’t exist — at least according to a new theory.

We are the wise organisms, and the work we have done in a mere five millennia of serious effort is astounding. But we are as small children peering at dusk into a deserted mansion through the keyhole. What we have seen so far is amazing. What we have not seen yet is almost everything.

This is not Plato’s Cave. We can know, we just don’t yet. Always take the time to remind yourself that everything a scientist (especially a tax-funded ‘scientist’) says is at least 95% suspect, subject to lengthy, hyper-redundant verification.

Meanwhile, the knowledge sought by physicists (especially tax-funded ‘physicists’) is almost certain to prove useless, if it is ever proved at all, in your day-to-day life. Someday people may truly understand the physical universe, but you are likely to have been dead for eons by them.

The actual, practical problems of your undoubtedly real life are far more pressing, and the solutions to those dilemmas will prove far more beneficial to you. While you live, live, and let the physicists mystify each other.