Author Archives: Greg Swann

The lesson of the Charlie Hebdo Massacre: You must never silence your self.

Slavery is voluntary: When you surrender your voice, you surrender your soul.One purpose of public ‘debate’ is to confuse the issue with quibbles. The battle for free expression has nothing to do with the content of that expression – and … Continue reading

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Four words to cure Islam of its vestigial insanity: “Fuck you. I quit!”

The solution to every problem posed by anti-human dogmas is four-words simple: Fuck you. I quit. When the sane believers of every sort of doctrine work up the nerve to say those four words to their would-be masters, the world … Continue reading

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Make 2015 your best year yet – the first of many.

Church from Sunday, how to plan your 2015 so that it comes to be the first in a long string of best-years-yet:

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I am Charlie Hebdo!

How do you know for sure that Allah is impotent? Why can’t he ‘avenge’ himself? If they can’t take a joke, fuck ’em.

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A rule to live by for 2015: Butthurt is not contagious.

If you want to be free – what’s stopping you?Photo by: Klearchos KapoutsisI should be grieving because you’re nose is out of joint? You should be torqued because someone else has a peeve? Here’s some perfect news for the New … Continue reading

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An atheist’s Christmas card to religious people and to everyone: Give your kids a father for Christmas.

Father’s DayMore Married. More Husband. More Father. More Man.Available at Amazon.comShow me a high school senior who is an Eagle Scout or a member of the National Honor Society and I’ll lay odds that kid comes from a strongly religious … Continue reading

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The Sexual Splendor of Storgic Romance: Why all-the-way-married sex is the best love you can make.

The headline is not enough of a tease? See me on The Joy of Chastity for an appetizer. Meanwhile, here is yesterday’s homily from The Church of Splendor: Why does all-the-way-married love-making make all the difference? My full answer is … Continue reading

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Frolicking more and enjoying it less? Try the joy of chastity instead.

She could bump into you at any time. Will it be you she is looking for when that happens?vasilennka / Foter / CC BY I get mail. Not very much, but I get good mail. This is a young man … Continue reading

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How the three little pigs weathered the federal government’s housing scams.

The big bad wolf figured out that, if he could muck with the real estate market enough, he could get the puerile little pig a home of his own – and then he could count on his vote forever…Once upon … Continue reading

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A question for #rapeculture #feminism: What happens when victimhood is the only way to get attention?

“What about Jackie?” From yesterday’s Church of Splendor homily, the rape of Jackie, Rolling Stone magazine #rapeculture poster girl, has but just begun.

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Despite #Ferguson, #feminism and #Marxism, why the Driven will inherit the future.

From The Church of Splendor yestermorning, Rejuvenating Youngtown: Deploying the Ferguson riots to defend fatherhood, all as a way of revivifying the middle class.

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Underfathered children? Check. Childless adults? Check. #Feminism is working just fine, thank you.

Yesterday’s Church of Splendor homily: Contra Ayaan Hirsi Ali, #Feminism is working just as intended: Unfathering children and fostering dependency on the state. And there is more to come…

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Ayn Rand and me: Distinguishing self-adoration from big-O Objectivism – over brunch.

Pulling this forward to amend it with this video, a clip from a Church of Splendor service imagining a Sunday brunch with Ayn Rand that she might not storm out of: Praising the empathy of her fiction while taking her … Continue reading

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Uncle Willie’s manifesto: If the words aren’t worth etching into stone, get someone else to write them.

Authors die, but their ideas need not. I am vain enough to declare that I lack the everyday flavor of authorial vanity, but I more than make up for that with the other kind. There is no place for me … Continue reading

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The word that defines Western Civilization – ingenuous – and how to make it work for you.

What could be more becoming from a four-year-old girlchild than these words: “Do you worst. I will not kneel.” Sunday’s homily from The Church of Splendor.

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