Author Archives: Greg Swann

A future more vivid.

“Learning is about mastery; we go down that street all the time. And learning is about competence, being able to get the job done. And learning is about success, which in the instant matter means having the means to buy … Continue reading

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Famous In Vegas Only: A peek inside the head of a Headliner.

Extracted from the Ramblin’ Gamblin’ Willie book Losing Slowly, available at Amazon.com. I have great ideas. You have money. We should trade.A Ramblin’ Gamblin’ Willie story Las Vegas, July 23, 2013 Who expects to see a Headliner at McDonald’s? Nobody, … Continue reading

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#MyKindOfBenedy: How can something as silly as a movie make your life ever-better over time?

I am replacing the terms tragedy and comedy – with words that mean something.Photo by: Tim GreenJan Schlösser, bless his bits, asks this about last week’s video: Greg, would you mind giving some examples of narrative art that you would … Continue reading

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Wish you could watch or read my kind of benedy? At least you can follow #MyKindOfBenedy on Twitter.

There are good stories down that way.Photo by: Duncan HullMy kind of Twitter #hashtag: #MyKindOfBenedy. I want to talk about the kinds of stories that will do the job I want done – the job you should want done – … Continue reading

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Anastasia in the light and shadow

A Ramblin’ Gamblin’ Willie story The very first thing she said to me was, “I’m Anastasia.” She had pronounced the name ‘Anna-stay-juh’ but I took care to be more formal. I nodded gravely and said, “‘Ah-nah-STAH-ziuh’. I’m honored.” She giggled … Continue reading

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How would I program my three-hour prime-time TV Koch-block? Family style.

Politics is downstream from culture, sure. But how do you fix the culture? Stop telling people that they’re wrong and start showing them how to be right instead.What if the Koch Brothers (or some other rich benefactor) were to take … Continue reading

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Attn: Koch Brothers: “Cultivate humans, and they’ll cultivate everything else you’re looking for.”

We find the world we’re looking for. Here’s what I see: Look at all them books…I know precisely two things about the Koch Brothers: 1. They spend a lot of money trying to sway voters toward human liberty. 2. Marxists … Continue reading

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Go, go, Shylygirl! Understanding my #kidlit Indiegogo campaign as a marketing appeal.

“Leadership is more than just going first.” –Shyly D. Lightful, The scientific art of getting lost, for dogs. http://igg.me/at/ShylyLostI have a brand new Indiegogo campaign as of this morning, a crowdfunding appeal for my forthcoming #kidlit bedtime story book, The … Continue reading

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Making the art that will change the culture with a shaggy-dog self-help book – written by a shaggy dog.

“Why a self-help book for dogs? Because leadership is more than just going first.” –Shyly D. LightfulI’m a happy man. Everything I’ve been grailing for in narrative art for the past two years is coming together for me now: Launching … Continue reading

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My delightful dog Shyly teaches me how to sell plush toys – from beyond the grave.

The real Shyly, virtually invisible, as always, with the real Odysseus. That’s one of the real Ophelia’s toys on the floor behind them. And Desdemona? She fades…My dog Shyly, writing in The scientific art of getting lost, for dogs: I … Continue reading

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Beta testers needed for a comic #kidlit bedtime book – about a family of talking dogs.

“Leadership is more than just eating first?”I have a kid’s book coming – maybe a few kid’s books. The comic premise: Self-help by dogs for dogs. The book I’m working on now will be called “The scientific art of getting … Continue reading

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Visibility, viability and the scientific art of getting lost, for dogs.

“Can you see the real me?”I’ve been playing visibility games for a solid year now. A visibility game, for me, is an intense empathy game where I probe you deeply enough to unearth the image of you that you wish … Continue reading

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What’s the worst that could happen, Dad, if you go ahead and let your family fall apart?

The father of the under-fathered West, Karl Marx.Photo by: gravitat-OFFOne way of comprehending Marxism: The global reification of patricide. Karl Marx’ father was a primo provider, but – “Daddy! Daddy wasn’t there!” – he was scornful and demanding, simultaneously dismissive … Continue reading

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EF or FF? Man versus nematode – and ‘science’ versus humanity.

“Hey, Baby. You wanna come up and see my etchings?”The male brain is ‘programmed’ to prefer sex over food? No. ‘Science’ is at war with humanity? Oh, yes. Exposing the Dancing Bear Fallacy with a classic dirty joke:

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Marxist ants, enslaved protozoa and the final triumph of feminism – the spree killer.

Good news! Dinoflagellates have the right to live without being enslaved and slaughtered – and so does your child.I wrote the complete algorithm* of moral philosophy over the weekend. That’s the good news. I have lots of bad news, including … Continue reading

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