Author Archives: Greg Swann

The 5 stages of a stand-up guy’s life: Invisible, expendable, untouchable, forgettable, disposable.

Like a fish needs a bicycle? Think again.Photo by: The U.S. National ArchivesIt’s Veterans Day as I write this, a holiday so important to the Ruling Class that they didn’t turn it into a three-day weekend. Fear you nothing, though: … Continue reading

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Why are middle-aged white guys killing themselves in record numbers? What do they have to live for?

Civilization is fathered into existence. If you want to destroy The West, destroy fatherhood. The rest will take care of itself – and the fathers will take care of themselves in due course, too.Photo by: Ann WuytsWhy does Sisyphus keep … Continue reading

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The plot to the story that will change everything forever for everyone? Hard work pays off.

You don’t have to be Rocky to know what drove him.Photo by: Dr. Abdullah NaserJust when you think things around here can’t get any more exciting, we pivot without warning from narrative art to raw naked grammar. And not just … Continue reading

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A future more vivid.

“Learning is about mastery; we go down that street all the time. And learning is about competence, being able to get the job done. And learning is about success, which in the instant matter means having the means to buy … Continue reading

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Famous In Vegas Only: A peek inside the head of a Headliner.

Extracted from the Ramblin’ Gamblin’ Willie book Losing Slowly, available at Amazon.com. I have great ideas. You have money. We should trade.A Ramblin’ Gamblin’ Willie story Las Vegas, July 23, 2013 Who expects to see a Headliner at McDonald’s? Nobody, … Continue reading

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#MyKindOfBenedy: How can something as silly as a movie make your life ever-better over time?

I am replacing the terms tragedy and comedy – with words that mean something.Photo by: Tim GreenJan Schlösser, bless his bits, asks this about last week’s video: Greg, would you mind giving some examples of narrative art that you would … Continue reading

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Wish you could watch or read my kind of benedy? At least you can follow #MyKindOfBenedy on Twitter.

There are good stories down that way.Photo by: Duncan HullMy kind of Twitter #hashtag: #MyKindOfBenedy. I want to talk about the kinds of stories that will do the job I want done – the job you should want done – … Continue reading

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Anastasia in the light and shadow

A Ramblin’ Gamblin’ Willie story The very first thing she said to me was, “I’m Anastasia.” She had pronounced the name ‘Anna-stay-juh’ but I took care to be more formal. I nodded gravely and said, “‘Ah-nah-STAH-ziuh’. I’m honored.” She giggled … Continue reading

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How would I program my three-hour prime-time TV Koch-block? Family style.

Politics is downstream from culture, sure. But how do you fix the culture? Stop telling people that they’re wrong and start showing them how to be right instead.What if the Koch Brothers (or some other rich benefactor) were to take … Continue reading

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Attn: Koch Brothers: “Cultivate humans, and they’ll cultivate everything else you’re looking for.”

We find the world we’re looking for. Here’s what I see: Look at all them books…I know precisely two things about the Koch Brothers: 1. They spend a lot of money trying to sway voters toward human liberty. 2. Marxists … Continue reading

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Go, go, Shylygirl! Understanding my #kidlit Indiegogo campaign as a marketing appeal.

“Leadership is more than just going first.” –Shyly D. Lightful, The scientific art of getting lost, for dogs. http://igg.me/at/ShylyLostI have a brand new Indiegogo campaign as of this morning, a crowdfunding appeal for my forthcoming #kidlit bedtime story book, The … Continue reading

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Making the art that will change the culture with a shaggy-dog self-help book – written by a shaggy dog.

“Why a self-help book for dogs? Because leadership is more than just going first.” –Shyly D. LightfulI’m a happy man. Everything I’ve been grailing for in narrative art for the past two years is coming together for me now: Launching … Continue reading

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My delightful dog Shyly teaches me how to sell plush toys – from beyond the grave.

The real Shyly, virtually invisible, as always, with the real Odysseus. That’s one of the real Ophelia’s toys on the floor behind them. And Desdemona? She fades…My dog Shyly, writing in The scientific art of getting lost, for dogs: I … Continue reading

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Beta testers needed for a comic #kidlit bedtime book – about a family of talking dogs.

“Leadership is more than just eating first?”I have a kid’s book coming – maybe a few kid’s books. The comic premise: Self-help by dogs for dogs. The book I’m working on now will be called “The scientific art of getting … Continue reading

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Visibility, viability and the scientific art of getting lost, for dogs.

“Can you see the real me?”I’ve been playing visibility games for a solid year now. A visibility game, for me, is an intense empathy game where I probe you deeply enough to unearth the image of you that you wish … Continue reading

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