The Church of Splendor: The splendor of church.

Why an #atheist #church? Because regardless of what you believe, you need to be reminded regularly of the need for and the benefit of moral #philosophy. This is the value every church offers, I just serve it up without the smoke and mirrors.

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The Church of Splendor: The path to every human value is paved with poetry.

This week’s service: The Power of Poetry.

It makes girls swoon and boys fight, and it drives every quest for the next frontier: poetry. And yet it is mocked everywhere, most especially in academic mock-poetry, and it is ridiculed and shunned by the people who need it most: Men.

When men surrendered poetry, they surrendered everything that has ever mattered in Western civilization: Love, family, art, civility and ultimately civil order itself. The people who are not poets are brutes. And it shows.

No doubt you have other things to do with your time, but I challenge you to find anyone who will challenge you quite as thoroughly as I will. I most certainly have not surrendered my poetry, and I aim to show you what I can do with it.

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Thriving lessons: First you have to turn around…

This is the homily from my first service for The Church of Splendor with all the church business cut out. This is a philosophically ambitious argument about moral ambition, an equally-opportunisitical offender, a thoroughgoing take-down – and rebuilding – of everything.

If you value rethinking everything from the ground up, you should give me half-an-hour of your life. I promise to repay it a thousand fold.

To see the whole service, go here.

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Don’t like the world the way it is? I can show you how to change everything in five years.

You give me 99 seconds, I’ll give you a brand new world…

This is from my first service for The Church of Splendor. If you want to see the whole argument, go here.

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Getting #marriage so right that you manage to stay married all the way to the end of the day.

Want to stay married forever? Try staying married every day.

Want to stay married forever? Try staying married every day.

When you hire an Irishman to speak, there are three words you never have to pay for. They’re not in my script, but you can hear them in the video of Anthony and Marilee Johnson’s wedding.

This movie comes in the form of my post-wedding toast to the newlyweds. The topic is getting marriage so right that you manage to stay married all the way to the end of the day:

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Introduction to The Church of Splendor: Let’s do something different.

This is the opening sequence from my first service for The Church of Splendor:

If you want to see the whole argument, go here.

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The Church of Splendor: What should a morally-ambitious person do?

I keep talking about starting an atheist church. Here I am, starting one. My goal is to do this live on Saturday afternoons from a congenial bar, but Sunday mornings are a churchy enough time of day to start with.

We’ll start with something simple: What should a morally-ambitious person do?

Here it is on Spreecast.

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My value proposition – to you – and what you need to do about it.

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I’ve got the Phoenix by the wings and we can fly where we want to go.Tambako the Jaguar / Foter / CC BY-ND

If you have to tell a man what he’s seeing, it’s not there, not for him.

In the long run, what will matter about my work is that I invented egoism. By showing how the self comes to exist and by demonstrating its paramount importance to the uniquely-human life, the idea of self-adoration is mine forever.

In the short run, what matters about the things I say is everything else. Whoever you claim to listen to – Tony Robbins, Zig Ziglar, The Secret – I’ve got the real goods, and I can show you how to get the actual results you’re looking for – not just wealth but a wealth of spirit, an abundant joy. Whatever you say you want from the world – political liberty, stronger families, a better deal for men, simple human flourishing – every bit of it comes from egoism.

To change the world in the way you want it changed, you must increase the number of egoists.

I know how.

I’m doing it. Slowly. I could do it faster – we could do it faster – if you would pitch in and help.

Anything you can do is great, but here’s something immediate and specific: Put this video:

in front of the right pair of eyes. I don’t know that this appeal will actually appeal to anyone, but it’s the one I can stand to make.

Social media is fine, but it’s unlikely to do the job, at least not by itself. Email promises to be a better bet, something like, “Who ELSE should be seeing this?” Or just email the link to this post.

I hate begging. I’m not interested in money, and the glare of public attention is repellent to me. But I’ve got the Phoenix by the wings and we can fly where we want to go.

Do your self a great big favor and follow through.

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A self-adoration film festival for #ValentinesDay: The path to everything is paved with #poetry.

You are lovable from the inside out. Respond accordingly.
You are lovable from the inside out. Respond accordingly.seyed mostafa zamani / Foter / CC BY

Write the first poem of a better marriage for the two of you:

Your marriage isn’t that strong? Here’s why:

To get everything the way you want it, all you have to do is dance…

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The secret to human life in 11 minutes: To be is to do, but to do is to dance.

When are you living in Splendor? When you’re not doing anything else.

Why don’t you live that way all the time?

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Weddingsong: The marriage of Mr. and Mrs. Anthony and Marilee Johnson.

Click the image to download a PDF copy to print out and tape up on your own bathroom mirror.

Click the image to download a PDF copy to print out and tape up on your own bathroom mirror.

“Let me not to the marriage of true minds admit impediments. Love is not love which alters when it alteration finds or bends with the remover to remove. O no! It is an ever-fixed mark that looks on tempests and is never shaken. It is the star to every wandering bark, whose worth’s unknown although his height be taken. Love’s not Time’s fool, though rosy lips and cheeks within his bending sickle’s compass come. Love alters not with his brief hours and weeks but bears it out even to the edge of doom. If this be error and upon me proved, I never writ nor no man ever loved.”

Will the bride and groom and the wedding party please be seated.

My name is Greg Swann and I will share with you an iron law of English discourse: If you want people to take you seriously, start with Shakespeare.

And I do want for you to take me seriously, for we are embarked today on a very serious business, to wed Marilee to Anthony and he to her, to bind them up in their own new family. To make an ‘us’ of them as the Gaius and the Gaea, as the Adamo and the Eva, as the beginning and the end of everything that is most heart-burstingly human in the uniquely-human life.

And it is we who are doing this job, we few here in this chapel and we many watching from home. We are here not as observers or witnesses or celebrants. We are here as participants, as artisans and craftsmen, as masons and carpenters and glaziers, as the hearty crew who will pitch in together to get this binding done. Where our grandparents might have assembled to erect a cabin or a barn for a newly-wed couple, we come together to effect those same ends by means that, though they might be less visible, are no less vitally important.

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Marxism’s greatest triumph is convincing you that is it not ubiquitous.

Bill Ayers at work.
Secrecy and a lazy, self-willed ignorance are their weapons. Transparency and blinding illumination are ours.

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There are three types of Marxists in the world:

1. People who don’t know they’re regurgitating Marxist dogma, as with the “fat is beautiful” saddgirlz or the Hollywood ‘intellectuals’.

2. People who are actively, consistently and knowingly promulgating Marxist dogma, as with Pete Seeger.

3. The fully-aware knowing Marxist chess-masters, like Bill Ayers, who are minding, managing and manipulating the other two groups.

Is American public (and private) dyseducation a Marxist conspiracy? Groups 1 and 2 don’t know what group 3 does: That’s all it is. Because group 3 is so good at disguising Marxist doctrine as anything else, groups 1 and 2 will easily and usually unwittingly adopt the Marxist line on any topic without having to be specifically instructed. Birds of a feather.

This same phenomenon is all the explanation that is needed for the IRS persecution of Tea Party groups. When the ‘conspiracy’ is a noxious intellectual gas that pervades everything, direct command and control is normally unnecessary. A hint or two, here and there, at most.

One of the ways Marxism has perfected its camouflage is by mocking anyone who comes to be aware of this pandemic, subterranean agenda. Derision in response to the identification of Marxist propaganda, overtly or just by eye-rolling ridicule, is the Fallacy Ad Hominem in quest of the Fallacy of Well Poisoning. People resort to logical fallacies when they know their arguments cannot bear up to rigorous scrutiny. In other words, they issue their big fake Hillary-like guffaws because they know they can’t best you honestly.

But this is why all of us must be aware of Marxist orthodoxy all the time, and why we must expose it as such wherever we discover it, especially when it is cloaked in sheep’s clothing. Secrecy and a lazy, self-willed ignorance are tyranny’s weapons. Transparency and blinding illumination are ours.

Don’t let up. You’re winning.

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The libertarian stand on gay marriage? Get rid of the marriage laws – and keep your eye on the ball.

If you aren’t evangelizing egoism, you’re either spinning your wheels, at best, or you are pathetically snarking with the other losers at the web-equivalent of the 7-Eleven parking lot.

If you aren’t evangelizing egoism, you’re either spinning your wheels, at best, or you are pathetically snarking with the other losers at the web-equivalent of the 7-Eleven parking lot.

As a hat tip to my friend Judah Hoover, I will start by saying that, although I indisputably am one, I have almost nothing to do with people who call themselves libertarians. My take is that most of them are just outsider-joiners, the ever-rejected victims of high-schoolish kool-kid cliques who nevertheless feel the need to ‘belong’ to their own special clique-of-the-shunned, much like Trekkies or Goths. Are they actually for political liberty, or are they proudly spitting in unison against everyone who hates it, a set easily conflated with everyone who has ever scorned and derided them for being geeky introverts?

Similarly, I tend not to attend to putatively-intellectual libertarian polemicists. Freedom good, slavery bad is not a difficult math, and grinding through obvious arguments written in the style most likely to repel anyone who is not already fully encliqued strikes me a poor use of my time. I am lucky enough to know of a few reliable untouchables in the first group who unintentionally semaphore for me who is not worth bothering with in the second group, the putative-intellectuals.

Consequently, until today I had never read word one from the keyboard of Stephan Kinsella, who may or may not matter in the libertarian world of EZ-math problems ‘solved’ with outsized claims of profundity. Individualism is the politics of egoism. If you aren’t evangelizing egoism, you’re either spinning your wheels, at best, or you are pathetically snarking with the other losers at the web-equivalent of the 7-Eleven parking lot. Preaching to the choir amounts to a group-cohesion display, the dumb misleading the dumber, a colossal waste of time for everyone involved – especially me. Until people who already do love their lives and values learn why they must proudly uphold their self-adoration as the highest of virtues, they are, de facto, the unwitting foot-soldiers of their putative enemies. The issue is not politics, it is moral philosophy. Libertarian politics follows naturally (more…)

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The Runaway Minivan: Families fail when fathers won’t lead.

Why is your family failing? In the overwhelming number of normal marriages, the process will have begun when dad stopped actively driving the relationship. All sorts of other ugly stuff will happen along the way, but all of this is avoidable, and much of it is correctable once the man of the family retakes control of the wheel.

This is my second video for the 21 Convention Youtube page.

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If you want or your ailing Grandma dead, kill her yourself.

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If you want Terri Schiavo – or your ailing Grandma – dead, then kill her yourself. But call things by their right names. The act is murder. The actor is a murderer. And the victim is not ever a volunteer.h.koppdelaney / Foter.com / CC BY-ND

At FreeTheAnimal.com, Richard Nikoley riffs on an idea that has bounced around between us for close to a decade: If you want someone dead, kill him yourself:

I have a modest proposal and it’s already in the title: if you want someone dead, then just kill them yourself.

You see, it’s very difficult for me to assume that many people don’t want one whole fuck of a lot of people dead. Isn’t that part of the reason why so many agitate, then stand in line at a voting booth, to vote death by proxy, “support the troops,” and all thayt? Do they go home and wash their hands?

If you want someone dead — and I’m certainly not saying there’s not valid reasons for that — then kill them yourself.

Just kill them yourself.

Imagine a world where that was the creed, and you had to live with, or got to enjoy, the real consequences of your deed. Might you be a little careful?

My piece of this turns on the state-sanctioned murder of Terri Schiavo in 2005. I wrote this about it at the time:

Schiavo

I have very little time right now, but I’ve been following this case for years, and I don’t want to have misrepresented my views by my silence.

I am stoutly opposed to “sanctioned” violence in any form, with the only exception being where to fail to act with immediate force will result in even greater injury. I think Ayn Rand and much of the (broadly-drawn) libertarian movement has made a huge mistake in their endorsement of abortion. Abortion is the wedge issue by which Communism seeks to introduce the idea of a “sanctioned” murder into the minds of otherwise decent people. Geriatricide and “merciful” infanticide are other emotion-laden tines in the same rhetorical fork. If we ever come to the day when we as a culture proceed to killing (more…)

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