Author Archives: Greg Swann

How to engineer a happy ending…

Some questions answer themselves…Photo by: Juan TamargoA Ramblin’ Gamblin’ Willie story April 19, 1988 There are things I’ve never learned to pass up. Where anyone else would just walk on by, maybe not even notice, I always have to stop … Continue reading

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A brief introduction to the assbackwardness of everything: Finding our way back to the garden of hope.

The Cautious cannot hope for the prosperity of the future, because they are too busy lamenting the losses of the past.Photo by: BrandonTo refuse to think is to refuse to live. Accordingly, if you’re not studying me, you are wasting … Continue reading

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The guard must always change, Tiger, but it shouldn’t have changed so soon.

Lamenting what might have been.Photo by: Chris WellnerTiger, Tiger, tell the treeth: Were you as good as Jordan Speith? Tiger, Tiger, speak the trayth: Should you have hewed more to your faith? Tiger, Tiger, say the tryth: You lost it … Continue reading

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Using emotions as tools of cognition: Pain is nature’s way of telling you you’re getting something wrong.

’Tards gonna ’tard. Don’t let them do it to you – and don’t do it with them!Photo by: JD HancockI’ve spent six months, now, pummeling The Ayn Rand Institute. This is precisely as fair as Donald Trump picking on poor, … Continue reading

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The answer to the Islamorape of the Eurobabes? The very, very Israeli Krav Maga.

When is a woman safe? When she can kill with more than her good looks.Photo by: Denise MahoneyAn unmarried emancipated woman is a de facto man until she marries: She eradicates her own infestations. She cannot have delegated her self-defense … Continue reading

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A raucous video podcast about the manly art of manliness: “It’s not growth if it’s not painful.”

Socrates, Steve Mayeda and me – having fun with staccato iconoclasm. Note and disclaimer: Speaker Greg Swann is no longer affiliated with The 21 Convention or 21 Studios in any ongoing capacity. Urf. I don’t hate it that I make … Continue reading

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Do you want her to be the woman you married? Start by being the man she fell for in the first place.

If you can’t find the woman in your marriage – try looking for the man.Photo by: ThomasOne of the points I hit repeatedly in 2015, in public and in private, is the idea of masculine frame: Holding onto your identity … Continue reading

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Who killed Ayn Rand’s anti-looter reputation? I suspect Pope Sneakoff, in the hospital, with a pen.

Who destroyed Ayn Rand’s reputation for intellectual integrity? Cui bono? Who had the most to gain?A few weeks ago, writing about taxation, I said: I have further thoughts on Ayn Rand’s late-life Social Security parasitism if anyone cares to revisit … Continue reading

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To teach is to lead. How to lead bright kids to a brighter future.

Self-adoration is the mental state that results from habituated excellence – from consistently setting and eclipsing high standards.Shanghai Daddy via Foter.com / CC BY-NC-ND A question from David Brodie, a man I much admire: I was wondering how you would … Continue reading

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Celebrating the Splendor of the New Year – with fart jokes. Now that’s church!

I thought I wrote “Jenny Kissed Me” for the 21st Century. Was it “Georgie Porgie” instead?It’s the two-year anniversary of The Church of Splendor. To celebrate, we’re reveling in poetry – including the evanescent effervescence of that silent sibilance that … Continue reading

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Telling @LOR3LE1 I love her with a one-two-three punch to #abortion – all as #MyKindOfBenedy.

I am proud to know you, @LOR3LE1. @LOR3LE1 follows me. I’ve never felt such visibility. To capture her could set me free from self-contained obscurity. So please don’t let’s drive her away. I am ebullient, not addle-pated. I am rich … Continue reading

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The high-D diet: How to lose weight without even trying.

If all you want is the frosting, why eat the rest?I’m a very high-D in the DISC system, a Driven. Compared with a highly-analytical Cautious personality, I can make three mistakes and land on the perfect answer while the high-C … Continue reading

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The worst result of Yaron Brook’s abortion evasion? Victims of Objectivism still eat their young.

Why do the victims of Objectivism eat their young? Yaron Brook told them to.I was all over Yaron Brook of The Ayn Rand Institute in 2015 for his cowardly, shameful, ignominious evasion of the Planned Parenthood videos. I went easier … Continue reading

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When we slaughter our young, we murder The West itself. Show the world a better way in 2016.

What’s the best gift you can give any child? Someone to look up to.44444 U.A.E via Foter.com / CC BY-SA The story that mattered most in the storied year of 2015 was the Planned Parenthood abortion videos. How do I … Continue reading

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Hacking cancer, chronic pain, Sony and NORAD on Christmas Eve with Reggie and Shake.

“Attention Sony Pictures: All your testicles are belong to us!”A Ramblin’ Gamblin’ Willie story December 24, 2014 “Have a Merry Christmas, brother,” Reggie said to the bent old man shuffling away from us in the grim little strip mall parking lot. … Continue reading

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