Author Archives: Greg Swann

Socialism never works? Don’t be absurd. Socialism ALWAYS works.

The objective of every form of Socialism – Marxism, Communism, National Socialism, Fascism, ‘Democratic’ Socialism, mixed-economy Keynesianism – is to convert invested capital into fecal matter, thus, in due course, to transform thriving human beings into corpses. Accordingly and beyond all … Continue reading

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I made a killer presentation on the empathy of DISC profiling – and got fired for my efforts.

What? Me worry?The presentation I made to The 21 Convention in Tampa in October of 2014 has finally been made available. I spoke on the underlying empathy strategies that result in the DISC personality profile, providing a scorecard to human … Continue reading

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Donald #Trump’s fatal conceit? You can’t fake leadership.

You were expecting Henry V? More fool you.What cost Donald Trump Iowa? The man is a phony – and everyone knows it. I’ve written too much about this loser already, and I expect there will be more to be heard … Continue reading

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The Rancor-Free Marriage: Deploying better empathy strategies to be most-happily wed.

A key to our happy marriage is my desire to keep my Cathleen looking on me that way.How is that you can get along so perfectly with your dog or cat, when there is so much ongoing conflict in your … Continue reading

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Chunkybutt Barbie? Really? In that case, here are some more ideas for anti-ideal inaction figures.

Meet Chunkybutt Barbie. If you think she’s fat now, watch how she blows up when you put a ring on her.There’s a new Barbie down at the mall – and hot she is not. In an attempt to quiet the … Continue reading

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What’s even better than rancor management? How about avoiding rancor altogether – supplanting it with delight?

The people around you are open books. I can teach you how to read.Sunday’s Church of Splendor homily takes us once beyond rancor management: By apprehending the empathy strategies of the people around you, you can engineer your social groups … Continue reading

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Ashes of Ebony: Saying goodbye to the craziest cat we’ve ever loved.

Just the seventeen of us sixteen years ago. Ebony is the cat in Meredith’s arms, top-left.Of all the crazy cats we’ve ever known, she was by far the craziest, and I can prove that proposition with just one example: She … Continue reading

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Want to dump #Trump? You give me three minutes, I’ll give you Donald Trump’s Achilles heel.

A short clip from yesterday’s Church of Splendor homily, how to make Donald J. Trump blow up in public like the fat, needy pussy he is: The Grand Unifying Theory of Human Motivation – as taught to me by a … Continue reading

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#MyKindOfBenedy at the end of the alphabet: Cultivating romance in the weeds of GenXYZ irony.

He’s forty and can’t figure out how to shave or do laundry, but, given enough time and tutelage, even he can figure out how to be a grown-up man.Young people are screwed – almost always only in the bad way. … Continue reading

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Cold-blooded vengeance: Exposing Curt Doolittle’s – and libertarianism’s – inner-thug.

Dominance by relentless vindictive retribution: The naked essence of Curt Doolittle’s pathetic impotence on full display. When people are gracious enough to show you who they are, don’t spurn that gift – learn from it.Curt Doolittle has something to prove, … Continue reading

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Rancor Management 099: The anatomy of recurring conflict.

Why do you have the same fights over and over? What can you do differently from now on?Photo by: Soukéïna FELICIANNEWhy do you have the same disputes with the same people in the same way every time? What can you … Continue reading

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The actual soul of wit: Moral philosophy in one algorithm.

From October 11, 2015. RTFM or see the movie.

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Superman.

“Little boys need their daddies.”Photo by: Ryan DickeyA Ramblin’ Gamblin’ Willie story The little boy came gamboling up to me when I was just over the ridge. He was big for three, small for four, and cute by any measure. … Continue reading

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The secret to lifelong human happiness is simple: Stay married.

The actual, practical, day-to-day solution to the problem of lifelong human happiness: Stay married.Photo by: renee.I pay particular attention to the very young and the very old. I like children because they have not yet learned how to lie comprehensively. Abstract … Continue reading

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For Luke Williams, here’s a complimentary grenade to lob into your Non-Agression Principle debate.

“Just remember this: If the rationale is almost impossible to read, it can’t be a cargo cult!”Photo by: barkThe Non-Agression Principle (NAP) is merely a sentiment, much alike to the Golden Rule. But it is (putatively) socially-restrictive, where “do-unto-others” is … Continue reading

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