Author Archives: Greg Swann

Greg Swann – The Trailer

A short movie about why you should be hiring me to sell everyday human joy to your audience. Connect the dots: 1. We need to fix the culture. 2. The way to fix it is with comedy. The trailer above … Continue reading

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For Jeff Price any anyone else who wants to know: Here is how I got ‘Cherry Bomb’ – my $90 StratoClone.

Hello, World! I’m your WILD girl!When all you want to say is Hello, Dad! Hello, Mom! I give you Ch-Ch-Ch-Cherry Bomb! If you got ninety bucks, you got rock ’n’ roll.

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Rock Me Mama Egoism In Action: The link from art to human values and back.

Everything is all one thing, so this is a video essay about art about music about morality about song-writing about marriage about redemption – simple stuff. This is egoism in action, me being me. This video connects directly to the … Continue reading

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Conservatives: If you want for the good guys to win in the end, the art you’re looking for is comedy.

By showing how an individual person applies the great wonder that is the human mind to the process of improving his circumstances over time, comedy makes the libertarian/individualistic/egoistic argument with every telling.mharrsch / Foter / CC BY-NC-SA Breitbart.com is on … Continue reading

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What happens when itinerant raconteur Willie O’Connell takes off for an extended tour of Sin City? Everything you’d never expect!

“Las Vegas lives and dies on the fear of loss. Everything is sold that way. The best things in life are free, and the people who actually have a good time in Vegas – as opposed to accumulating more and … Continue reading

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Feeling lucky in Las Vegas? That’s the kind of optimism that built this town.

“I got that beat,” said The Stickman. “We had this Barney, nothing but purple chips, and he would not come off of hard-eight. Lose, lose, lose, bitch, bitch, bitch, but he just keeps coming back at it. He goes, ‘I … Continue reading

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How a simply gorgeous woman took the prize at The World Series of Poker.

“It’s funny, isn’t it?” I said that, without quite making eye contact with her. “Over on The Strip, all the single women are wandering around the casinos and the clubs looking for guys. And over here, all the guys are … Continue reading

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Do you hope to save your loved ones from tyranny? First you have to turn around…

Tramps like us, everywhere else in the world, live in very grim prison cells and supplement their diets with captured insects. Our good fortune is not so much that our government is more free, but simply that its functionaries are … Continue reading

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Random observations on the Sin City scene.

I haven’t been to Las Vegas for six years, and a lot has changed. There are things I am specifically watching for — Vegas is so much like Phoenix that it’s very instructive to do-the-deltas, to focus on the radical … Continue reading

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Willie’s wager: Sun City, a new skein of Willie yarns, is going to make you cry.

Got teens? Among many other things, this book strives to redeem marriage and family for the generation of kids for whom stable families have been too rare.But it’ll be a cleansing cry, I promise. Sun City is the collection of … Continue reading

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Scouring the streets of Sin City looking for the itinerant raconteur of my youth.

The view from my fleabag.A Ramblin’ Gamblin’ Willie story Let’s hit the road, toads. Home loves me, and, surprisingly enough, I love it, but I’ve been chained to a dog for ten years, and it’s time for me to put … Continue reading

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FREE Willie – Download a free eBook of classic Ramblin’ Gamblin’ Willie stories…

Why make the book free? To find out if you know the difference between price and value…I’m getting ready to publish the first of three for-pay books of Willie stories, so we thought we would put together a free sampler … Continue reading

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Singing the death of my Nasogirl at a Sun City garden party.

Sun City is mid-century-modern suburban elegance as witnessed nowhere else. Where, snide hipsters, do you suppose the always-hipper-than-you Don Draper lives by now? Golf in the morning. The pool in the afternoon. And grilled steaks and chilled cocktails on the … Continue reading

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Love me, hate me, I don’t mind. I can work with anything except indifference.

“The diametrical opposite of love might be hatred, but the absence of any emotion is simply blank indifference — what you feel after all the love, even the affinity, is gone. People can feel a sort of storgic hatred, where … Continue reading

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Mary Canary on her way to feed the pigeons.

True fact: My fellow citizens have outfitted me with the most fundamentally perfect disguise. They refuse to see me, and therefore they don’t see me. Except they do. Except they don’t want to. So they don’t, damnit!, no matter how … Continue reading

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