“Bombing sensation! Five dead! Film at seven!”
A Ramblin’ Gamblin’ Willie story
March 16, 1986
“Left, left, left – all right, hold it!” The slim man with the clipboard made a notation. He looked with satisfaction at the video monitor before him.
I was watching a small-town video crew making films of a sewer grating. I didn’t know why they were photographing a sewer. I was just taking a walk and stopped to watch. Mr. Clipboard was supervising two youngsters who looked like recruits from the high school AV lab, one working the camera, one on the videotape recorder.
“All right,” Clipboard ordered. “Shoot it!”
Just then a van pulled up beside their blue station wagon. It was a real TV truck, the roving eye of a probing video magazine. A dapper young man with a thatch of sandy hair and an authoritative moustache jumped out of the truck. He stood before the local crew like a teacher confronting a naughty child. He cocked a sandy eyebrow in a probing wink. “We saw you from the road. What’s the story?”
“Story?!?” demanded a gruff voice from inside the truck. ”What story!?! Who said there’s a story? Who says there has to be a story every time dog meets tree!?”
“Oh, come on!” said Sandy Eyebrows. “This is a TV crew isn’t it? Where there’s a TV crew there’s a story. You trust me about this. I have an instinct about these things.”
“Look, kid,” the Gruff Voice replied, “I understand, I really do. You’re young, ambitious, enthusiastic… You want to make a name for yourself by doing more than anybody’s paying for. But take it from a man who’s been in the business a long time: You do the stories the assignment editor hands out, you get on TV. You do the story you find on your own, you get on the shelf. Besides, there’s no story here. We’re just wasting time.”
“Oh, yeah?” Sandy inquired, his voice mixed with amusement and awe. He pointed up the street. “What’s that?!” Another video truck was approaching, this one from the news staff of a distant city. “If there’s no story, what are (more…)














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